I was rather ill today, and thus was not planning on blogging, as I had nothing of interest to say until Lin brought me my pressie from Atlanta (or Hotlanta if you want to sound "bling-bling"-in). It was a magazine with the v. sexy Joaquin Phoenix on the cover. After seeing him in Gladiator (v.g. movie) and Quills (a personal favourite, I love the whole repression theme...plus I'm Catholic, and find priests strangely attractive) I fell in love with him, and was so glad I jumped around screeching. Thus I was inspired to blog about my "Five Freebie List".
For those of you wondering what this is, it's a game from Friends (which I have never watched, but my roommate last summer introduced me to the game) where you pick five members of the opposite sex (or if you're gay, the same sex) who you would love to have wild, guilt-free sex with. Being a good Catholic-Christian, I believe in the beauty of my own sexuality and am a virgin, but if some alternate universe, I would shag the following people:
1. Joaquin Phoenix--
his piercing eyes and features and just amazing, and after seeing Quills, I know he's got a v. nice body as well.
2. Ewan McGregor--
I should hardly have to explain this one, but apparently there are people out there who don't think he's devastatingly attractive. Ewan's movie choices lead me to believe he's romantic, sensual, and willing to try almost anything. Definitely and interesting partner. And if you've seen Velvet Goldmine, you know he looks good. Lastly, to quote Victor/Victoria "and he sings too!"
3. Orlando Bloom--
he has this naive thing going on, playful, fun, and inventive. He's definitely the prettiest member of the party, and while I go for rugged good looks, he's doing fine without them.
4. Sean Biggerstaff--
I may have a dirty mind, but the scene where he wrestles the Bludgers in HP is simply too blatently sexualfor you NOT to want the boy. He screams, "I'm hot and innocent--have your wicked way with me!"
5. This last spot is a toss up. Colin Firth, Brad Pitt, Pierce Brosnan, and others jostle around for this one.
They all have advantages and disadvantages too numerous to list here.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed that, and if you read it, put your own list of freebies up, so I'm not the only one shouting about who I'm lusting after. -Morgan
For those of you wondering what this is, it's a game from Friends (which I have never watched, but my roommate last summer introduced me to the game) where you pick five members of the opposite sex (or if you're gay, the same sex) who you would love to have wild, guilt-free sex with. Being a good Catholic-Christian, I believe in the beauty of my own sexuality and am a virgin, but if some alternate universe, I would shag the following people:
1. Joaquin Phoenix--
his piercing eyes and features and just amazing, and after seeing Quills, I know he's got a v. nice body as well.
2. Ewan McGregor--
I should hardly have to explain this one, but apparently there are people out there who don't think he's devastatingly attractive. Ewan's movie choices lead me to believe he's romantic, sensual, and willing to try almost anything. Definitely and interesting partner. And if you've seen Velvet Goldmine, you know he looks good. Lastly, to quote Victor/Victoria "and he sings too!"
3. Orlando Bloom--
he has this naive thing going on, playful, fun, and inventive. He's definitely the prettiest member of the party, and while I go for rugged good looks, he's doing fine without them.
4. Sean Biggerstaff--
I may have a dirty mind, but the scene where he wrestles the Bludgers in HP is simply too blatently sexualfor you NOT to want the boy. He screams, "I'm hot and innocent--have your wicked way with me!"
5. This last spot is a toss up. Colin Firth, Brad Pitt, Pierce Brosnan, and others jostle around for this one.
They all have advantages and disadvantages too numerous to list here.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed that, and if you read it, put your own list of freebies up, so I'm not the only one shouting about who I'm lusting after. -Morgan
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